Jeebus farkin keerist. Are we the lamest bunch of no posting sons of bitches or what? No Pistol Pete? No Rguess, no Barb? I mean what is the world coming to when we can't talk about some milfs hole outside of Atlanta? Come on folks, let's liven this place up!

Cheers to that.



P.S. Sorry for all the changes around here. I love to tinker with new stuff.

I woke up with Mayan crop circles on my butt one time.

A man wakes up after a serious night of partying with a major hang-over, not quite remembering the night before. While taking his morning leak he is horrified to look down at "Jr." and see it has what appears to be a red rash ring and a brown rash ring around it. In shock he races to the doctor who take skin samples for testing. After a short while the Dr. calls the man.
"I've got good news and bad news" says the Doc. "The good news is the red rash is not a rash. It is lipstick."
"What's the bad news, doc?" the man asks.
"The brown ring is Copenhagen."

You know how when you have a cold or your sinuses are running and you blow and wipe your nose constantly? And how each time it leaves a little bit that collects on some hairs in a nostril until it's like a shingle? And each time you breathe it swings back and forth like a hanging sign blowing in the wind in a western ghost town until it drives you nuts from the whistling?

So, you finally get fed up with it and reach in there and pull it out, but only after many tries over a few days. You can feel and hear the hairs being ripped loose. And when it comes out it looks like a dark green placemat with fuzz hanging off of it.

You look at it and think "Hmmm", but you can't show it to anyone even though there may be others in the house, because they don't appreciate modern art. It's no wonder our higher culture has gone to the dogs.

I liked it when you could steal somebody's points.

What good is digging for nose gold if you can't share it with the townspeople?

Pistol Pete wrote:
That is when I place it on the head of a pin and light it. When it's good and bubbly I smoke it like a nugget of Moroccan hash. Can't let one like that go to waste.

brianw13a wrote:

What do I look like? Obamacare? Let them get their own gold, tarnished as it may be.

Jeez, you can't even conjure up spirits around here anymore. Used to be all you had to say was "Barb" and she was here in a shot. And all you had to do was post an awesome booty and DMS was here faster than that!